Trophy Lyfe

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hypotheticalcoffee:

"I just can’t believe it’s over with Tevin.  We’ve been through so much together."
"It’s been two weeks, right?"
"Yeah, but I could’ve seen myself with him for like, almost three months."
"That’s when you know it’s real."

(Trophy Wife, 1x04, The Breakup)

sharnacious:

"I’m not even going to ASK why the mothers of our Lord were eating jalapeño poppers."

sharnacious:

"I’m not even going to ASK why the mothers of our Lord were eating jalapeño poppers."

"I’m sorry… we sang together?”
"Okay, but what does that have to do with the coyote?"
"And I ask again: we sang together?”

(Source: confidentialityspice)

- I thought Bert made him up!
- Why would I make this up, I’d look like an idiot!

Trophy Wife: Halloween (1x06)

Jackie is INCREDIBLE! I need a GIF for: 

Kate: You don’t know Robert Downey, Jr? 

Jackie: Wait. Hold up. Robert Downey had a son!?

(Source: virginiachance)

This is my life. I identify with Jackie wayyyyy too much. 

This is my life. I identify with Jackie wayyyyy too much. 

One of my fave lines from last night’s Trophy Wife. If you haven’t watched it yet, go to Hulu and CATCH UP!

One of my fave lines from last night’s Trophy Wife. If you haven’t watched it yet, go to Hulu and CATCH UP!